Today I was reading Mama’s book and it talked about a temperance league. I asked Mama what a temperance league was and she says it is people who pledge never to drink. I would like to pledge never to drink or eat. Then maybe Dada wouldn’t keep stuffing food in my face. He makes me eat chicken, and cauliflower, and milk, and rice and all kinds of yucky things. The only things I likes to eat are “wawa juice” (orange juice), cheese, and the yummy granola bars that come wrapped up in foil.
Signing off to go find a temperance league.
PS This is me setting off on the hunt.